You Found It Yay

sorry bout the lack of cool stuff

mr-cappadocia asked: So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

cracked:

codyjohnston:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

And then we built a Tumblr (operational) and a dick-shrinkin’ beam (in prototype) to further that twisted agenda, without ever stopping to write thoughtful, empathetic articles (that still bring the jokes) like this.

oh cracked, you please me

On Being "Too Intimidating"

jenkirkman:

image


I was talking to a guy friend the other day and we were having a stupid conversation. He said to me, “Would you ever date a rapper?” And I said, “Why?” And he said, “What if he sang things that you didn’t like?” My answer was, “Well, like anyone who talks or puts words into the world for a…

When did Martin Luther King get transformed from a revolutionary civil rights leader that the FBI feared into a teddy bear that only says “I Have A Dream” when you pull the string?

Hari Kondabolu  (via thefemcritique)

About the same time it became okay (and terrifyingly common) to say we live in a post-racial America

(via marskittlesglitter)

destiel-is-superwholocked:

splintercellconviction:

tootwizard:

WHEN U SEE UR TEACHERS IN RANDOM PLACES

you mean like when you just open a box of cereal and find your geography teacher nestled in amongst your corn flakes or when you look out the window and your science teacher is just sat on the swing set in your neighbour’s garden

yeah

cornflakes are too scratchy, I prefer cocoa puffs. As far as the swing-set, well, who can resist a good swing?

(via blondiewithbrains)